Lawak tuk hilangkan stress

baca ni kasi celik skit....

PANCUT

Ayg: bang, goncang sikit2 dah la. nnti terpancut!

Abg: pancut bru best

Ayg: dahla, nnti habis basah

Abg: takpe, abang try bukak pelan2.

Ayg: nnti habis melekit

Abg: syg jgn bimbang, air coca-cola je ni.

KENTUT

org Amerika kentut ckp EXCUSE ME

org British kentut ckp PARDON ME

org Singapore kentut ckp FORGIVE ME

org kita kentut ckp NOT ME! NOT ME!

UUUU

surung pupun turuk pupun

buuh kurunju dulum puruhu

suruh mukun suyu mukun

suruh munguju suyu tuk tuhu

"control sikit muncung tuu..."

MONKEYS

3 monkeys escaped from the zoo

1 was caught watching tv

another 1 was playing football

and the other 1

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No! No! it's not you!

why you always think you

are a monkey?

CONDOM vs KOTEX

Condom: Bullshit u! every month u stop my business for 1 week! Damn!

Kotex: Aaaaahhhhh!! if u make 1 single mistake, i'll lose my business for 9 months!

SABAH

pergi sabah naik basikal,

naik basikal pergi ke sabah,

ade ke munasabah & masuk akal,

nak pergi sabah naik basikal?

memang tak masuk akal!

KATAK HIJAU

pada suatu ari kita pegi ke sebuah gua.

penjaga gua tu kate, dlm gua tu ada katak ijau.

jgn pijak katak tu sbb klu pijak, dpt suami tak hensem.

dlm gua tu saya je terpijak katak ijau, tapi awak tak.

pastu, tiba masa kita kawin. suami saya mmg tak hensem.

tapi suami awak hensem. saya tak puas ati la!

so saya tanya suami awak kenapa kawin ngan awak? saya lg cantik

malah berganda cantik dr awak. pastu dia jwb "nak wat caner,

dulu saya pun terpijak katak ijau tuu..."

WARNING!!

children playing outside the car

can cause accident..

adult playing inside the car

can cause children!

SETEM

pos malaysia akan mengeluarkan setem

gambar KEMALUAN lelaki. ini mengelirukan

kaum wanita, bahagian mana yg perlu dijilat

depan ke belakang?

4 KEISTIMEWAAN WANITA

1-berdarah tiap2 bulan tapi tak mati2

2-hidang susu fresh tanpa pergi kekedai

3-mengeraskan hot dog tanpa peti sejuk

4-ditikam bertubi2 tapi tak mati2

SWEET

a lollipop said to a chocolate "Damn we're sooo sweeeet!"

the chocolate replied "Sweet? u should see the person who

send this massage. fuh, lagi sweet!" Fewiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt

p/s: ne adalah sekadar suka-suka..otak jangan ke lain k..